diff --git a/_data/links.yml b/_data/links.yml
index e4689a18..dfafb2b9 100644
--- a/_data/links.yml
+++ b/_data/links.yml
@@ -25,18 +25,22 @@
 - text: Get membership!
   url: /join
   image: /assets/images/guild-colour-logo.png
+  analytics_event: links_get_membership
 
 - text: Join our Discord community
   url: /discord
   image: /assets/images/discord-logo.png
+  analytics_event: links_join_discord
 
 - text: Join our WhatsApp group
   url: https://chat.whatsapp.com/HA2wW0rxk9lH7DmNDXrsBB
   image: /assets/images/whatsapp-logo.png
+  analytics_event: links_join_whatsapp
 
 - text: Follow us on Instagram
   url: /instagram
   image: /assets/images/instagram-logo.png
+  analytics_event: links_follow_instagram
 
 - text: Read Missing Semester lecture notes
   url: https://missingsemester.afnom.net/
diff --git a/_includes/footer.html b/_includes/footer.html
index 0114c8c7..c40ac651 100644
--- a/_includes/footer.html
+++ b/_includes/footer.html
@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
 <footer>
     <p>© CSS website contributors {{ 'now' | date: "%Y" }}</p>
+    <!-- Simple Analytics - 100% privacy-first analytics -->
+    <script async src="https://scripts.simpleanalyticscdn.com/latest.js"></script>
+    <script async src="https://scripts.simpleanalyticscdn.com/inline-events.js"></script>
 </footer>
diff --git a/links.html b/links.html
index 040ed739..4ff4ed2c 100644
--- a/links.html
+++ b/links.html
@@ -17,7 +17,8 @@
         {% if link.type == "divider" %}
         <h4 style="padding-bottom: 10px;">{{ link.text }}</h4>
         {% else %}
-        <a class=" wide-child post-preview fadein" style="--child-index: {{ forloop.index }};" href="{{ link.url }}">
+        <a class="wide-child post-preview fadein" style="--child-index: {{ forloop.index }};" href="{{ link.url }}"
+          {% if link.analytics_event %}data-simple-event="{{ link.analytics_event }}"{% endif %}>
             {% if link.image %}
             <div class="post-thumbnail-container">
                 <img alt="{{ link.text }}" src="{{ link.image | relative_url }}">
@@ -31,4 +32,4 @@ <h2 class="post-title">{{ link.text }}</h2>
 
         {% endfor %}
     </div>
-</div>
\ No newline at end of file
+</div>
diff --git a/membership.md b/membership.md
index ff546bac..9223b062 100644
--- a/membership.md
+++ b/membership.md
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ server, the Guild website can occasionally be a little temperamental!
 Interested in seeing our historical membership statistics and some fun graphs? Check them out on the [stats page](/membership-stats)!
 
 <div class="text-center">
-  <a href="/join" class="button guild-button">
+  <a href="/join" class="button guild-button" data-simple-event="membership_get_membership">
     <img src="/assets/about/guild-logo.svg" class="text-img" alt="Get Membership">
     Get Membership
   </a>